Being a girl comes with its trials and tribulations but Jesus bloody Christ, having an abscess in your mouth is without a doubt the worst pain I have ever experienced. Yes it’s worse than period pains. How’s that even possible I bet you’re thinking.. but trust me. So very possible. I have the patience span of a penguin and I also really struggle with rude people on the phone, ie – receptionists. So when I’ve been phoning my dentists for approx 700 times a day, to actually be getting nowhere, I’m just not in the best of moods to deal with their rude temperaments. Anti biotics aren’t working. Tramadol isn’t even bloody working. With the exception of applying neat vodka onto the tooth in question, I have tried everything. Luckily I have the most amazing wife that was sent to me from god, who has insisted we turn up at the dentists today & assured me that she will do all the talking until we actually get somewhere. The NHS shouldn’t be this hard. Morphine should be available over the counter at boots and toothache should never even be an issue woman have to face during their lifetime.
Pie and mash is on the menu tonight in our household and the realisation that I’m probably not going to be able to eat it, actually I know I won’t be able to eat it, is just devastating to me. It’s taken me 25 minutes to nibble like a squirrel on a chocolate chip brioche this morning and I feel like my throat has been cut I’m that hungry. We live in a generation where Caitlyn Jenner is entering I’m a celebrity, so I know me needing to see a dentist as a matter of urgency isn’t the most bizarre thing in the world.
Gracie has point blank refused to interact with me since we returned from Bournemouth yesterday. My mums response was “she’s just sulking because you left her.. don’t worry, you did the same thing once when we went on holiday without you.” The skittles advert on the telly makes me feel really uncomfortable and I had the most disturbing dream about my dad last night. Trying to distinguish whether or not it was in fact a dream or a living nightmare currently. Apart from that, I’m dandy.
Did I mention my wife was sent to me from god? My life’s mission is to make her realise just how utterly loved she is by me.
We booked a night away, & went out for a Chinese tonight, it’s been so lovely. 
We’re currently back in our hotel room, in bed, watching love island. Of course. We’ve eaten M&S red & black wine gums, & salted chocolate pretzels.. all of our lovely friends & family have sent us such sweet messages today, which has meant the world to us.
Lots of love, 
I absolutely love it. It’s so on trend, and the colours, I feel will go really nicely with the walls and furniture that we have ordered. This bedding set is from NEXT but I’ve also seen it available in a few other places online too. Asda also have some really gorgeous on trend bedding sets at the moment, so there’s a high chance I may end up purchasing a back up duvet just in case. I love this one though & I’m really excited to get it on our bed & see what it looks like once we’ve decorated.
(yep that’s the same cup as they have in Love Island, but I had it first!)
Dinner was suuuuuuper late this evening. It was a quick and easy dinner, chicken nuggets, salad and new potatoes. Simple and SO good! 
As I write this blog post now, we’re currently watching Love Island (of course!) with our evening snack of a mini pack of chocolate digestives at under 100 calories per bag. Can I just say, Michael is a toooooootal dick. I think the whole nation are laughing at him now. I can’t stand amber anyway but..
We are currently watching an episode of my 600 pound life, and eating strawberry jelly. We’re off to buy paint tomorrow to start decorating on Thursday! Ordered new things for our bedroom today too, I can’t wait for it to all be done.
Very yummy! And so filling too.
it’s my absolute favourite thing to do. These three albums are all full now & I still have about 100 photos needing albums to be homed in! I’m going to fill more and more, creating memories is special, but documenting them and keeping them forever is everything.
So today, is day one. Although I’m not sure I’m going to count each day this time round.. we don’t really have a goal, obviously we want to lose what we gained whilst we were off plan, & by Christmas we’d love to have lost a significant amount of weight just so that we feel really good about ourselves, but there’s no goal, no numbers, no deadlines or targets. We just want to continue living our best lives, with a healthy mindset and all the energy! Diets – healthy eating plans, definitely should always start on a Monday! Who agrees?
I’m still to get through my first litre of water of the day, but I’m aiming for 3 litres per day. A fourth litre will be a bonus (Tazmyn always manages more water than me!) & of course, many, many cortado’s from costa! What would we even do without costa?! We haven’t meal planned yet this week, but we’ll do that at some stage, & try to keep our meals this week all pretty basic, and low calorie so we know where we are. Tonight, we’re having red lentil pasta, with chicken and reduced fat red pesto. I add loads of spinach and peas to it as well to bulk it out & it’s really filling.
I hope you’re all well!
For pudding I had a choux bun filled with mascarpone and strawberries and my tummy is still so full, but it was amazing. You opened the car door for me & kept telling me how pretty I looked all night. 
I adore you.